Monday, May 26, 2014

The Swimsuit Guide No Woman Should Have To Read

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Like most women, I'm not a big fan of shopping for swimsuits. I'd much rather spend my day eating cream cheese and looking at pictures of rashes on Instagram. Of course, this is why my current suit is so old, it once voted for JFK. Plus, the long wool skirt gets kind of stinky in the sun.

But fortunately, there are expert swimsuit buying guides to help apprehensive women like me shop for a new suit. You really can't avoid these guides because they come out every year in almost every women's magazine. I've even written a couple of these guides myself, hoping to catch the attention of the people who make Miraclesuits so I can tell them to change their name. Obviously if their suits actually performed miracles, my pool water would now be a nice, buttery chardonnay. I really hate false advertising.

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